Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé a vu "Singing in the Rain" à la TV. Depuis, il arrête pas de chanter et de danser, il a déjà cassé deux vases ming dans le bureau du directeur en voulant lui montrer sa nouvelle chorégraphie... Il y a des jours comme ça....
Today Pater Noyé saw “Singing in the Rain” on TV. Since then he just can’t stop singing and dancing, and he’s already broken two very lovely ming vases in the director’s office while showing off his new dance moves … I guess it’s just one of those days …
In this video : Charlotte USA and the rest of the school
mercredi 24 décembre 2008
mardi 23 décembre 2008
23 - v'LA L'PATeR With Big Snow Balls
Aujourdhui, le Pater Noyé et Vianoce Patria (son cousin qui a finalement retrouvé sa barbe) ont décidé qu'ils allaient faire une bataille de boule de neige. Le problème, c'est qu'il n'y a pas de neige... Alors ils sont allés fouiller dans l'atelier de l'école et ils ont trouvé autre chose...
Today, Pater Noyé et Vianoce Patria (his cousin, who ended up getting his beard back) decided to have a snow ball fight. The only problem is that there’s no snow … After an exhaustive search of the school, they found something they could use …
In this video : Antonio (2nd year) and Alessandro (3rd year)
Today, Pater Noyé et Vianoce Patria (his cousin, who ended up getting his beard back) decided to have a snow ball fight. The only problem is that there’s no snow … After an exhaustive search of the school, they found something they could use …
In this video : Antonio (2nd year) and Alessandro (3rd year)
lundi 22 décembre 2008
22 - v'LA L'PATeR and friends
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé se sent l'âme d'un pédagogue. A 8h ce matin, il est arrivé à l'école et à dit aux profs qu'ils pouvaient tous prendre un jour de congé, qu'il allait s'occuper de tout...
Today Pater Noyé felt the teaching spirit move within him. At 8 this morning he got to the school and told all of the teachers they could take the day off, he said he could take care of everything …
In this video : TRY TO FIND !!! hi hi hi
Today Pater Noyé felt the teaching spirit move within him. At 8 this morning he got to the school and told all of the teachers they could take the day off, he said he could take care of everything …
In this video : TRY TO FIND !!! hi hi hi
dimanche 21 décembre 2008
21 - v'LA L'PATeR out of his bag
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé est en plein préparatifs pour sa grande tournée de la nuit de Noël. Il a passé la matinée à ranger sa hotte (son sac quoi...) pour faire de la place pour les millions de cadeaux qui vont rentrer dedans. Il a trouvé pleins de trucs inutiles dedans, des trucs qui étaient là depuis assez longtemps je pense...
Today, preparations for Pater Noyé’s Christmas Eve World Tour are in full swing. He spent all morning organizing his sack to make room for the millions of presents that will have to fit inside. He found lots of useless stuff in there, things that must have been there for a looooong time …
In this video : Morgane and the band (3rd year)
Today, preparations for Pater Noyé’s Christmas Eve World Tour are in full swing. He spent all morning organizing his sack to make room for the millions of presents that will have to fit inside. He found lots of useless stuff in there, things that must have been there for a looooong time …
In this video : Morgane and the band (3rd year)
samedi 20 décembre 2008
20 - v'LA L'PATeR Horror Picture Show
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé flippe sa mère... Et on comprend pourquoi...
!!!ATTENTION!!!
L'épisode d'aujourd'hui peut heurter la sensibilité des plus jeunes et à fortiori de la plupart des gens... En aucuns cas, nous n'endossons la responsabilité de la diffusion de cet épisode que nous jugeons bien trop violent. Il est l'oeuvre d'un esprit malsain mais néanmoins cofondateur du calendrier (Christer pour être exact...), nous ne pouvions donc pas lui refuser de diffuser sa video, bien qu'il ait détruit un de nos costumes....
Today Pater Noyé is totally freaking out … And it’s easy to see why ….
!!!WARNING!!!
Today’s episode contains violent material which is inappropriate for young viewers, and probably for everyone else as well. We accept no responsibility for the broadcast of this episode which we consider to be far too violent. Viewers should be advised that it is the creation of an unhealthy mind, who is nonetheless a cofounder of the calendar (Christer, to be precise) and therefore we could not refuse to broadcast his video. Even though he destroyed one of our costumes.
In this video : Federica and Christer
!!!ATTENTION!!!
L'épisode d'aujourd'hui peut heurter la sensibilité des plus jeunes et à fortiori de la plupart des gens... En aucuns cas, nous n'endossons la responsabilité de la diffusion de cet épisode que nous jugeons bien trop violent. Il est l'oeuvre d'un esprit malsain mais néanmoins cofondateur du calendrier (Christer pour être exact...), nous ne pouvions donc pas lui refuser de diffuser sa video, bien qu'il ait détruit un de nos costumes....
Today Pater Noyé is totally freaking out … And it’s easy to see why ….
!!!WARNING!!!
Today’s episode contains violent material which is inappropriate for young viewers, and probably for everyone else as well. We accept no responsibility for the broadcast of this episode which we consider to be far too violent. Viewers should be advised that it is the creation of an unhealthy mind, who is nonetheless a cofounder of the calendar (Christer, to be precise) and therefore we could not refuse to broadcast his video. Even though he destroyed one of our costumes.
In this video : Federica and Christer
vendredi 19 décembre 2008
19 - v'LA L'PATeR qui s'est fait mal
Aujourd'hui, ce n'est pas un bon jour pour le Pater Noyé, il s'est levé du pied gauche... Heureusement, le médecin est en consultation jusqu'à 8h30...
Today is not a good day for Pater Noyé, he stepped out of bed on the wrong foot … Luckily, the school doctor is seeing patients until 8:30 …
In this video : Thomas (3rd year), Kritonas (the little greek stunt boy) and Renaud (2nd year) and Morgan
Today is not a good day for Pater Noyé, he stepped out of bed on the wrong foot … Luckily, the school doctor is seeing patients until 8:30 …
In this video : Thomas (3rd year), Kritonas (the little greek stunt boy) and Renaud (2nd year) and Morgan
jeudi 18 décembre 2008
18 - v'LA L'PATeR Fan Club
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé, comme tous les jours, trie son courrier. Parmi la montagne de lettres d'insulte et de menace de mort, il a eu la surprise de recevoir des vidéos de Fans Internationaux (c'est à dire qu'il existe un monde en dehors des frontières de la Belgique et du Pôle Nord...). Voyons ce qu'ils ont à nous dire. Je crois qu'ils détiennent des informations sur la fuite des Lutins de la North Pole Toy Factory. Ça peut nous intéresser...
Today, just like every day, Pater Noyé sorted his mail. Amongst the mountain of death threats and insulting letters, he was surprised to find videos from his International Fan Club (which implies that there must be a world beyond the borders of Belgium and the North Pole …). Let’s see what the fans have to say. I think they may possess vital information concerning the escape of certain elves from the North Pole Toy Factory. This could be interesting …
In this video : The salto natale staff
In this video : Florent Lestage et Danica Gagnon-Plamondon
Today, just like every day, Pater Noyé sorted his mail. Amongst the mountain of death threats and insulting letters, he was surprised to find videos from his International Fan Club (which implies that there must be a world beyond the borders of Belgium and the North Pole …). Let’s see what the fans have to say. I think they may possess vital information concerning the escape of certain elves from the North Pole Toy Factory. This could be interesting …
In this video : The salto natale staff
In this video : Florent Lestage et Danica Gagnon-Plamondon
mercredi 17 décembre 2008
17 - v'LA L'PATeR Living RoOM
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé est resté toute la journée vautré dans son fauteuil, alors que justement la Mater Noyé (sa femme, oui, il est marié... Je sais, c'est étonnant, moi-même, je l'ai appris il y a quelques jours...) est venue du Pôle Nord pour lui apporter des slips propres... Apparemment, elle voulait profiter d'être à Bruxelles pour faire un peu la fête, mais ce gros paresseux de Pater Noyé préfère glander dans les escaliers de l'école... Tant pis...
Today, Pater Noyé spent the whole day lounging in his arm chair, while poor Mater Noyé (his wife … yes, he’s married. I know it’s a shocker …personally, I just found out a few days ago …) came all the way from the North Pole just to bring him his clean underwear. Apparently she wanted to take the opportunity to have a night on the town (for once), but big lazy Pater Noyé just wants to laze about in the school’s staircase. Such a pity …
In this video : Juliette et Brice (2nd year)
Today, Pater Noyé spent the whole day lounging in his arm chair, while poor Mater Noyé (his wife … yes, he’s married. I know it’s a shocker …personally, I just found out a few days ago …) came all the way from the North Pole just to bring him his clean underwear. Apparently she wanted to take the opportunity to have a night on the town (for once), but big lazy Pater Noyé just wants to laze about in the school’s staircase. Such a pity …
In this video : Juliette et Brice (2nd year)
mardi 16 décembre 2008
16 - v'LA L'PATeR feat. Céline
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé à reçu un mail d'une célèbre chanteuse Québécoise, qui subjuguée par ses performances calendriesque, lui propose de chanter en duo avec lui et qu'ce serait ben l'fun... Malheureusement, il s'avère qu'elle n'est pas libre avant juillet 2014. Heureusement, grâce à la magie de l'informatique et à mes talents d'agent, j'ai réussi à organiser un duplex avec elle, en direct de Las Vegas... Le Pater Noyé, très stressé m'a demandé ce qu'il allait bien pouvoir faire dans ce duo. Je lui ai répondu "Fais ce qui te passe par la tête..." J'aurais mieux fait de me taire, c'est encore Rudy qui morfle...
Today Pater Noyé got an email from a famous Quebecois singer. Awed by his appearances on the Christmas calendar, she requested the honor of singing a duo with the Pater … except of course that she’s very busy and wont be available until sometime in July 2014. Luckily, thanks to the wonders of modern technology and my incredible talent as an agent, I managed to arrange a satellite hook-up with her, live from Las Vegas. Pater Noyé got totally stressed out and told me he had no idea what he should do in the duo. I told him “Relax, just do whatever comes naturally …” I should have kept my mouth shut. Once again, Rudy’s the one to suffer the consequences.
In this video : Alexis, Thomas (3rd year) and DION Céline
Today Pater Noyé got an email from a famous Quebecois singer. Awed by his appearances on the Christmas calendar, she requested the honor of singing a duo with the Pater … except of course that she’s very busy and wont be available until sometime in July 2014. Luckily, thanks to the wonders of modern technology and my incredible talent as an agent, I managed to arrange a satellite hook-up with her, live from Las Vegas. Pater Noyé got totally stressed out and told me he had no idea what he should do in the duo. I told him “Relax, just do whatever comes naturally …” I should have kept my mouth shut. Once again, Rudy’s the one to suffer the consequences.
In this video : Alexis, Thomas (3rd year) and DION Céline
lundi 15 décembre 2008
15 - V'LA que j'fais tomber mes balles PATeR
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé ne m'a pas dit ce qu'il allait faire alors pour combler le fait que j'avais rien a dire, j'ai trouvé ce jeux de mot pourri comme titre... Désolé...
Today, Pater Noyé didn’t tell me what he was going to do and so to make up for the fact that I have absolutely nothing to say, I put this stupid pun in the title … I apologize, most especially to those of you who don’t speak French since it’s a stupid pun to start with and you wont even understand. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
In this video : Martin and Juliette (2nd year)
Today, Pater Noyé didn’t tell me what he was going to do and so to make up for the fact that I have absolutely nothing to say, I put this stupid pun in the title … I apologize, most especially to those of you who don’t speak French since it’s a stupid pun to start with and you wont even understand. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
In this video : Martin and Juliette (2nd year)
dimanche 14 décembre 2008
14 - V'LA L'PATeR in MORPHéO
Aujourd'hui le Pater Noyé m'a raconté un rêve qu'il a fait cette nuit... J'ai rien compris... Je me demande vraiment s'il ne se drogue pas...
Today Pater Noyé was telling me about the dream he had last night … I didn’t understand a thing …. I really wonder what he’s been smoking lately …
In this video : Luis (4th year!) and his Dog...
Today Pater Noyé was telling me about the dream he had last night … I didn’t understand a thing …. I really wonder what he’s been smoking lately …
In this video : Luis (4th year!) and his Dog...
samedi 13 décembre 2008
13 - V'LA L'PATeR Cycle Race
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé s'est souvenu des jours heureux où il parcourait des milliers de kilomètres sur sa bicyclette pour livrer ses cadeaux de par le monde (bien avant l'invention du traineau volant et même des rennes volants). Dans un élan de nostalgie, il est allé voler un vélo sur le parking de l'école, a pris avec lui Vianoce Patria (son cousin, qui s'est rasé la barbe d'ailleurs...) et Rudy... et ils se sont mis à chanter...
Today, Pater Noyé was reminiscing about the good old days when he rode his bicycle thousands of miles around the world to deliver all those Christmas presents (back before the invention of the flying sled, before even the flying reindeer). In a fit of nostalgia, he stole a bike from the school parking lot, brought along Vianoce Patria (his cousin, who just shaved his beard by the way) and Rudy ... and they started singing ...
In this video : Charlotte, Claire (1st year) and Martin (2nd year)
Today, Pater Noyé was reminiscing about the good old days when he rode his bicycle thousands of miles around the world to deliver all those Christmas presents (back before the invention of the flying sled, before even the flying reindeer). In a fit of nostalgia, he stole a bike from the school parking lot, brought along Vianoce Patria (his cousin, who just shaved his beard by the way) and Rudy ... and they started singing ...
In this video : Charlotte, Claire (1st year) and Martin (2nd year)
vendredi 12 décembre 2008
12 - V'LA L'PATeR en SlovaKie
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé m'a présenté son cousin (le fameux clone avec qui il est allé à la plage il y a quelques jours, qui en fait n'est pas un clone...) qui arrive tout droit de SlovaKie (attention, j'insiste sur le K majuscule, ça n'a rien a voir avec la Slovaquie que tout le monde connait...). Ce brave homme se fait appeler Vianoce Patria dans son "pays", il a l'air aussi timbré que son cousin... Quand il m'a vu, il s'est mis à taper des pieds frénétiquement et a bouger ses longs bras comme des ailes de moulin. Il parait que c'est une forme de rituel de bienvenu... Embarqué la fièvre de son cousin, le Pater Noyé a commencé à s'agiter et finalement, Rudy aussi s'y est mis....
Today, Pater Noyé introduced me to his cousin (that infamous clone that he went to the beach with a few days ago turned out to just be his cousin) who just arrived from SlovaKia (the capital K is very important, this is not the commonly-known country of Slovakia). This splendid fellow is known as Vianoce Patria in his “country”, and he looks to be just as nuts as his cousin. When he saw me, he started frantically tapping his feet and swinging his gangly arms like a windmill. Apparently, it’s some kind of traditional SlovaKian ritual greeting. Pater Noyé caught the fever and started dancing too, and pretty soon even Rudy got going ...
In this video : Martin, Mino and Roberto
Today, Pater Noyé introduced me to his cousin (that infamous clone that he went to the beach with a few days ago turned out to just be his cousin) who just arrived from SlovaKia (the capital K is very important, this is not the commonly-known country of Slovakia). This splendid fellow is known as Vianoce Patria in his “country”, and he looks to be just as nuts as his cousin. When he saw me, he started frantically tapping his feet and swinging his gangly arms like a windmill. Apparently, it’s some kind of traditional SlovaKian ritual greeting. Pater Noyé caught the fever and started dancing too, and pretty soon even Rudy got going ...
In this video : Martin, Mino and Roberto
jeudi 11 décembre 2008
11 - v'LA L'PATeR nobody could hear him scream
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé a décidé d'aller jongler dans les vestiaires désaffectés de l'école (ceux qui ont été fermés à cause d'une attaque de rats morts-vivants et qui ont été construit sur un ancien cimetière indien [parfaitement un cimetière indien en Belgique]). Il m'a dit que ça le détendait, que c'était Feng Shui... Pourquoi pas...
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé decided to go juggle in the school’s abandoned dressing room (which has been condemned following a spate of zombie-rat attacks, and which was originally built atop the remains of an ancient Indian burial ground [yes, there are ancient Indian burial grounds in Belgium]). He said he helps him relax, the place has good Feng Shui … why not ….
In this video : Tibo (1st year) and Thomas (3rd year)
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé decided to go juggle in the school’s abandoned dressing room (which has been condemned following a spate of zombie-rat attacks, and which was originally built atop the remains of an ancient Indian burial ground [yes, there are ancient Indian burial grounds in Belgium]). He said he helps him relax, the place has good Feng Shui … why not ….
In this video : Tibo (1st year) and Thomas (3rd year)
mercredi 10 décembre 2008
10 - v'LA L'PATeR gets his groove on
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé se sent seul. Il regrette profondement de "s'être un peu embrouillé avec Rudy" (ce sont ses mots, pour ma part, je parlerai plutôt d'une décapitation sauvage et arbitraire, mais bon...). Il m'a juste dit qu'il allait chercher des rennes pas trop farouches et il s'est cassé. Il est rentré à 6h du mat' complètement bourré, en faisant un bruit d'enfer dans la cage d'escalier. Bien sûr il avait oublié ses clés, j'ai était obligé de me lever pour lui ouvrir... Pfffff... Je m'inquiète un peu pour lui quand même....
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is feeling lonely. He felt really bad about “that little fight with Rudy” (those were his words, if it were me I would call it horrible and brutal decapitation, but whatever …). He just told me that he was going off in search of some tamer reindeer and then he split. He got home at 6 a.m. totally snockered, making a hell of a noise in the stairwell. Of course he’d forgotten his keys and I had to get up to let him in … oy vay … I have to say, I’m a little worried about the guy …
In this video : Thomas (3rd year) and a lot of girls ! and some boys...
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is feeling lonely. He felt really bad about “that little fight with Rudy” (those were his words, if it were me I would call it horrible and brutal decapitation, but whatever …). He just told me that he was going off in search of some tamer reindeer and then he split. He got home at 6 a.m. totally snockered, making a hell of a noise in the stairwell. Of course he’d forgotten his keys and I had to get up to let him in … oy vay … I have to say, I’m a little worried about the guy …
In this video : Thomas (3rd year) and a lot of girls ! and some boys...
mardi 9 décembre 2008
9 - v'LA L'PATeR oh my god they killed Rudy
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé fait la tête... Je crois qu'il s'est disputé avec Rudy (le renne au nez rouge) hier soir... J'ai entendu des cris... Alors pour pas que la bonne humeur de notre amis ne disparaisse comme le verre de lait qu'on lui laisse le soir du réveillon (d'ailleurs, il m'a dit qu'il fallait arrêter, le lactose lui donne des gaz... Le lait de soja ça passe...), je l'ai décidé à aller se réconcillier avec Rudy. Il a bu cul sec ses trois shots de vodka polaire du matin et est parti rejoindre son compagnons... Ahh ça fait du bien d'aider les gens parfois...
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is moody … I think that he got in a fight with Rudy (the red-nosed reindeer) last night … I heard screaming … So, to make sure that his good nature doesn’t disappear like the glass of milk left in front of the chimney on Christmas eve (speaking of, he mentioned to me that you need to cut it out with the milk, lactose gives him gas. Try soymilk instead), I convinced him to go make up with Rudy. He chugged three shots of polar vodka this morning and went off to find his friends … It’s so nice to have helped …
In this video : Ghislain and Renaud (2nd year)
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is moody … I think that he got in a fight with Rudy (the red-nosed reindeer) last night … I heard screaming … So, to make sure that his good nature doesn’t disappear like the glass of milk left in front of the chimney on Christmas eve (speaking of, he mentioned to me that you need to cut it out with the milk, lactose gives him gas. Try soymilk instead), I convinced him to go make up with Rudy. He chugged three shots of polar vodka this morning and went off to find his friends … It’s so nice to have helped …
In this video : Ghislain and Renaud (2nd year)
lundi 8 décembre 2008
8 - v'LA L'PATeR of the spotless mind
Aujourd'hui, le Pater Noyé est revenu. Il était à la mer. Il m'a raconté son voyage, mais j'ai pas bien compris... Il m'a parlé d'un deuxième Pater Noyé... Est ce son frère jumeau (maléfique)? Est-ce une pâle copie? Est-ce un clone? Est-ce que le Pater Noyé est devenu schizophrène suite à une prise importante de stupéfiants? Mystère...
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is back. Turns out he’d just been at the beach. He tried to tell me about it, but I didn’t really understand … something about a second Pater Noyé … His (evil) twin, perhaps? Or just a pale imitation? A clone? Did Pater Noyé become schizophrenic following an overdose of hallucinogenic substances? It’s a mystery …
In this video : Morgane (the driver) Jasper and Mika (3rd year)
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé is back. Turns out he’d just been at the beach. He tried to tell me about it, but I didn’t really understand … something about a second Pater Noyé … His (evil) twin, perhaps? Or just a pale imitation? A clone? Did Pater Noyé become schizophrenic following an overdose of hallucinogenic substances? It’s a mystery …
In this video : Morgane (the driver) Jasper and Mika (3rd year)
dimanche 7 décembre 2008
7 - v’LA L’PATeR Mobil
Aujourd’hui le Pater Noyé est parti…
Je ne sais pas où il est…
Today, Pater Noyé just left…
I don’t know where he went...
In this video : philip's and elsa's Playmobil (too small to be in a circus school)
Je ne sais pas où il est…
Today, Pater Noyé just left…
I don’t know where he went...
In this video : philip's and elsa's Playmobil (too small to be in a circus school)
samedi 6 décembre 2008
6 - v’LA L’PATeR vs St-Nicolas
Aujourd’hui, le Pater Noyé est en colère. Et oui, c’est la St-Nicolas. Personne ne s’intéresse à lui. Alors il a décidé d’aller s’expliquer.
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. ... ok, get with the program.) is angry. And yes, today is St Nicholas’ Day. No one care about Pater Noyé today. So he’s decided that he’s got some explaining to do.
In this video : Joren (3rd year) and Renaud (2nd year)
In today’s episode, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. ... ok, get with the program.) is angry. And yes, today is St Nicholas’ Day. No one care about Pater Noyé today. So he’s decided that he’s got some explaining to do.
In this video : Joren (3rd year) and Renaud (2nd year)
vendredi 5 décembre 2008
5 - v’LA L’PATeR in your face
Aujourd’hui, suite à des réclamations de la part de clients mécontents de ses produits, le Pater Noyé a voulu me prouver que les lutins qui travaillent pour lui à la North Pole Toy Factory (avec pour seul salaire la joie dans les yeux des enfants) produisent des jouets d’une grande qualité. Voyons ça…
In today’s episode, in order to respond to quality-complaints we have received from unhappy costumers, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa Claus, haven’t you been paying attention to what I’ve been saying???) asked to show you that the elves who work in the North Pole Toy Factory (with no salary other than children’s joy) produce only the highest quality toys. Let’s have a look...
In this video : Renaud (2nd year) and Thomas (3rd year)
In today’s episode, in order to respond to quality-complaints we have received from unhappy costumers, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa Claus, haven’t you been paying attention to what I’ve been saying???) asked to show you that the elves who work in the North Pole Toy Factory (with no salary other than children’s joy) produce only the highest quality toys. Let’s have a look...
In this video : Renaud (2nd year) and Thomas (3rd year)
jeudi 4 décembre 2008
4 - v’LA L’PATeR Chalala La La
Aujourd’hui, le Pater Noyé a retrouvé son ukulélé qu’il avait laissé chez moi l’année dernière. Convaincu qu’un vrai chant de noël ne doit être joué qu’au ukulélé, il s’est trouvé une chanteuse (et quelle chanteuse !) et a commencé à gratter…
Today, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa Claus for all you mindless consumers of popular culture) found the ukulele that he had forgotten at my place last year (and I thought it was a present!). Sure that a true yuletide melody should be song to the dulcet tones of the ukulele, he found himself a singer (and what a singer!) and started strumming away...
In this video : Susan USA ( Charlotte USA's mother ), Martin, Elsa and Ghislain (2nd year)
Today, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa Claus for all you mindless consumers of popular culture) found the ukulele that he had forgotten at my place last year (and I thought it was a present!). Sure that a true yuletide melody should be song to the dulcet tones of the ukulele, he found himself a singer (and what a singer!) and started strumming away...
In this video : Susan USA ( Charlotte USA's mother ), Martin, Elsa and Ghislain (2nd year)
mercredi 3 décembre 2008
3 - v’LA L’PATeR qui fait Rudy
Aujourd’hui, le Pater Noyé m’a expliqué qu’il avait prénommé son renne fétiche (Rudy) en hommage à la figure de trampoline bien connue. Car notre cher vieillard dans sa jeunesse, faisait partis de l’équipe nationale de gymnastique du Pôle Nord et malgré son grand âge (qu’il n’a pas voulu me dévoiler), il a tenu à nous faire une démonstration.
Today, Pater Noyé ( a.k.a. Santa Claus, for all you victims of Coca-Cola commercial brainwashing) told me that he had named his iconic reindeer Rudy as an hommage to the well-known trampoline move, since the dear old man was, in his youth, a star member of the North Pole’s national gymnastics team. In spite of his advanced age (undisclosed), he insisted on giving us a demonstration.
In this Video : Pedro (1st year)
Today, Pater Noyé ( a.k.a. Santa Claus, for all you victims of Coca-Cola commercial brainwashing) told me that he had named his iconic reindeer Rudy as an hommage to the well-known trampoline move, since the dear old man was, in his youth, a star member of the North Pole’s national gymnastics team. In spite of his advanced age (undisclosed), he insisted on giving us a demonstration.
In this Video : Pedro (1st year)
mardi 2 décembre 2008
2 - v'LA L'PATeR in LoVE
Malgré sa venue sous nos latitudes, le Pater Noyé ne perd pas ses bonnes habitudes et comme tout les mardis matins, fusil sur l'épaule et cigare aux lèvres (et pas l'inverse), il part à la chasse...
In spite of his arrival in our latitudes, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa for all you cultural imperialists) keeps up his good habits and like every Tuesday morning, shotgun on his shoulder and cigar at his lips (and never the other way around), he heads off to the hunt ...
In this Video: Philippe & Elsa (2nd year)
In spite of his arrival in our latitudes, Pater Noyé (a.k.a. Santa for all you cultural imperialists) keeps up his good habits and like every Tuesday morning, shotgun on his shoulder and cigar at his lips (and never the other way around), he heads off to the hunt ...
In this Video: Philippe & Elsa (2nd year)
lundi 1 décembre 2008
1 - v'LA L'PATeR K'tonik
Bonne nouvelle. Le Pater Noyé vient d'arriver des étendues glacées du Pôle Nord, où il vit en ermite, reclus de toutes formes de vies civilisées (ce qui n'empêche pas le contact avec les rennes et les ours polaires, les pingouins étant une espèce déjà trop évoluée, ne bénéficient pas de ce privilège et préfèrent marcher tels des empereurs...) et ne descend sous nos latitudes que pour venir tourner le calendrier de l'avent (et nous l'en remercions... Non, vraiment, on insiste, c'est vraiment un mec super sympa....). Bref. Le fait est qu'il a très froid et qu'il va nous danser une danse traditionnelle laponne afin de se réchauffer. Envoyez la Musique...
Great news! Santa Claus (to whom we shall heretofor refer as Le Pater Noyé) has just arrived from the icy wastelands of the North Pole, where he lives as a hermit, isolated from all types of civilization (which does not prevent him from gettin it on with the reindeer and the polar bears, but not with the penguins who are a highly evolved species and do not have access to this priviledge and prefer to walk, emperor-style) and only comes down to our latitudes to film the advent calendar (and we would like to thank him ... no, really, we do, he’s really such a nice guy). Anyway. The thing is that he’s really cold and is going to do a tranditional dance from Lapland in order to warm himself up. Roll the music ...
In this video: Mikaël (3rd year)
dimanche 30 novembre 2008
v'LA L'PATeR -1
Dans quelques heures, toutes les souffrances que vous avez endurées en attendant le calendrier avec une impatience à la limite de l'hystérie, seront totalement évanouies.Dans quelques heures, la première vidéo du calendrier de l'avent de l'ESAC, v'LA L'PATeR NOYé, sera enfin visible. Malgré la fièvre qui nous agite, nous tenons à nous excuser pour les accidents cardiaques causés par la diffusion du trailer, qui n'a rendu votre attente que plus dure...
In a few hours, all the pain that you have suffered in anxious... nay, dare i say, hysterical impatience will disapear into thin air. In just a few hours, the first video of ESAC's advent calendar, v'LA L'PATeR NOYé will finally be ready for viewing. In spite of the fever that is coarsing through our veins, we would like to appologise for any heart attacks which may have been caused by viewing the trailer and thereby making the long wait even more stressful...
mardi 18 novembre 2008
v'LA L'PATeR NOYé - Trailer
Après un an d'absence, le calendrier de l'avent est prêt à revenir.
Mais les temps changent et le calendriers aussi. En perdant ces deux créateurs (Nisse & Chrille qui ont quittés l'ESAC pour le vrai monde), il entre dans une nouvelle phase: moins scandinave et plus frenchy, mais toujours fidèle au véritable esprit de Noël. Et aujourd'hui nous sommes tous fiers de vous présenter un exclusivité LE TRAILER du calendrier de l'avent 2008, sobrement intitulé
v'LA L'PATeR NOYé.
Mais les temps changent et le calendriers aussi. En perdant ces deux créateurs (Nisse & Chrille qui ont quittés l'ESAC pour le vrai monde), il entre dans une nouvelle phase: moins scandinave et plus frenchy, mais toujours fidèle au véritable esprit de Noël. Et aujourd'hui nous sommes tous fiers de vous présenter un exclusivité LE TRAILER du calendrier de l'avent 2008, sobrement intitulé
v'LA L'PATeR NOYé.
Of course this year it's a bilingual christmas calendar (the flemmish version whould be probably available before dec 2012), so I'm gonna translate the message with my f***ing good english:
After a year of absence, the christmas calendar is ready to come back.
But times change and so the calendar. By loosing his two creators (Nisse & Chrille who left ESAC for the real world), it's entering a new phase: less scandinavian, more frenchy, but always faithfull to the real christmas' spirit. And today we're all proud to show you the brand new 2008 Christmas calendar's TRAILER (with subtitles if you need !), calendar we soberly call v'LA L'PATeR NOYé
After a year of absence, the christmas calendar is ready to come back.
But times change and so the calendar. By loosing his two creators (Nisse & Chrille who left ESAC for the real world), it's entering a new phase: less scandinavian, more frenchy, but always faithfull to the real christmas' spirit. And today we're all proud to show you the brand new 2008 Christmas calendar's TRAILER (with subtitles if you need !), calendar we soberly call v'LA L'PATeR NOYé
Enjoy....
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